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The most important person on the internet right now
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ruling solo, accountable to no one
£25
to take the crown
On the throne for 0s
10% of every tribute goes straight to people who need it more than this website does. No charity, no middleman. The other 90% funds your ego.
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torched chasing a chair that means absolutely nothing
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given away so far, straight to people who need it, no middleman
Nobody's fallen yet. That changes the moment you pay.
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Longest reign
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Biggest single flex
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Dethronings today

Hall of the Fallen

Everyone who paid real money for a title that got stolen.
The hall is empty. Someone has to go first.

Biggest Whales

Total spent on a number that impresses absolutely no one.
No whales yet. Could be you.

The Houses optional side game

Rep a tribe. Your country, your fandom, your group chat. Found your own when you take the throne.
No houses yet, be the founder

Take the throne

You'll dethrone —. Your name rules the internet until someone pays more.

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Bigger tribute = louder crown + higher whale rank.
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Most important person on the internet
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tribute paid
Screenshot this. Someone's already trying to take it.
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You've been dethroned
Taken by · you reigned 0s · you burned £0
They didn't even leave a taunt. Brutal.